Special Guest: Squenn

Lovelies, the fact that it is May makes my brain hurt. That, and my head hurts from being baked all day. Which at least in this case doesn’t matter, because it’s the third Saturday of the month, so as usual we have our special reader guest of the month!

Good day all!  My name is Jennifer and the lovely Limecello has given me time to chat with her followers.  She should know better!  Here is just a little about me:

I love books! Shocking I know.  I also have a major addiction to shoes.  It really is an illness as I buy shoes and then have nothing to wear them with.  I am a marathon shopper.  I will shop whenever I can, at work, home, on my iphone, just about anywhere.

So, enough about me and my issues.  I have a question that has plagued me for some time now.  I am the type of reader that can only read one book at a time.  For those out there that read more than one at a time, HOW DO YOU DO IT????  How do you keep the stories straight?  I get confused enough as it is without the added book(s) thrown in.

Someone please help me understand this craziness!  It boggles my small mind.

What are your thoughts?  Are you a juggler or a one at a timer?

Inquiring minds need to know!  Well, probably just me, but you never know who else is out there wondering the same thing.

Thanks to Limecello for allowing my crazy rambling on her blog.  You can come and visit me at my blog.  I have reviews of books, as well as things that I find cool.

Keep on reading!

                    ♥Squenn

Confess! What are your reading habits? [And if any of you would like to - or be willing to - be featured as a special reader guest, please do let me know! <3] Incidentally, those aren’t covers Ms. Jennifer told me to put up. There were no suggestions so I just picked what I’d like to read soon. :D Hopefully they aren’t too far out there!

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Wicked Familiar Chapter Three: In Which the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Consort

We’re sliding towards the home stretch now! Only one more installment to go. Silver James, writing as Miranda Blah. Remember, you can check out all the previous chapters here.

Chapter Three: In Which the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Consort

     Glassy eyed, and deaf from the feelings and emotions swirling through her body, Fizzy stared at the bead of blood on her finger. The wound did not hurt but for a momentary twinge as the thorn pricked her skin. In fact, she felt like she’d gone three rounds with her favorite electronic device. Her satin thong did nothing to stem the tide of her arousal as it soaked through from her juices.

     Slowly, she lifted the rose to her face and inhaled deeply. The velvet petals caressed her nose as it filled with the deep, rich scent of rose and something…else. Some illusive scent teased her.

     Was it possible that this rose, arriving in the midst of a storm, could be her familiar? How was that possible? She carried to rose to her kitchen, looking for a vase but even after finding one and filling it with water, she was loath to release the flower.

     The thorn pricking her finger had softened and now slipped from the hole in her skin. She felt the loss of that contact to her very toes. Some wicked emotion grabbed her and she had the urge to strip and to rub the rose against her nether lips, letting the bloom kiss the dewy petals of her womanhood. Fighting those base cravings—cravings new to her virgin body—virgin in the sense she had never accepted a man into her inner sanctum, though she’d often enjoyed her battery-operated “boyfriend.”

     Fizzy carried the rose back to her living room, unerringly finding her way in the dark . She needed to find a flashlight. Or a lantern. Or the matches to relight the candles. Lightning flashed outside her windows but the thunder was now reduced to a grumble as the storm moved away. In that flash, she saw her face in a mirror hanging on the wall. And she saw the face of a man standing behind her. The same man she’d glimpsed outside her window.

     She stuffed the fist holding her rose into her mouth to stifle her scream. In the next flash, the man was gone. Had she imagined that tortured visage? Was her cottage haunted? The petals of her rose caressed her cheek with velvet touches. Again that illusive scent washed over her, making her knees weak with longing. Stumbling into her living room, she sank onto the Country French sofa, carefully placing the vase full of water on her highly-polished coffee table. She knew she should put the rose in the vase but she could not. She felt strangely bereft at the thought of not touching the blossom.

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     Outside the cottage, three women gathered beneath the trees.

     “She has passed the first test,” Amethyst, the good witch proclaimed.

     “But she may yet succumb to the dark side.” Jade, the bad witch and so-named for her sickly green pallor, held out hope she could turn the newest witch to her side.

     “Bah. She is a book witch with no power.” Agate, the ugly witch snorted and spat a wad of phlegm on the ground between the other two women.

     Amethyst straightened her shoulders. “We have punished Rosenblum long enough. If he can win her heart, then his manhood shall be restored.”

     Jade and Agate exchanged a long, heated look. “Who died and made you queen witch?” Jade tapped her thigh-high, black leather boot-encased foot against the muddy ground. The boots were knock-offs but her sisters didn’t need to know that. “I say we turn him into a slug and poor beer on him.”

     Agate spat again. “That’s stupid, Jade. We need him to breed.”

     “Ha,” Jade argued. “She is a virgin. She will not be able to handle his manliness if we restore it.” Her nipples pebbled as she remembered her time with the familiar. “My fingers could barely circle his steely shaft and even I wondered if he would fit.”

     “Ha, but it did, didn’t it.” Agate sniffed. “It will take a virgin to procreate. Though she is not technically a virgin such that he will need a mighty thrust to break through her virginity. The joys of modern technology.”

     “Our ugly step-sister is correct, Jade.” Amethyst’s voice was coated in sugar. “Let the game play out. If he wins her, we restore him. Agreed?”

     When Agate spit this time, it was into her palm. She extended her hand to Amethyst. “Agreed.”

     With distaste, Amethyst dribbled a bit of saliva into her palm and shook. The two then stared at Jade.

     “Oh, whatever.” The bad witch spit into her hand and repeated the ceremony with each of the others.

     In a final clap of thunder and flash of lightning, the witches disappeared.

****

     The lights turned on with a suddenness that blinded Fizzy. Once her eyes cleared of sparkles, she clearly saw the rose nestled in her hand, two sets of its bracts curled possessively around her thumb. It had not wilted one whit, though she’d never quite been sure just what measurement a whit consisted of.

     “What are you?” she crooned to the flower. “Why are you here?”

     The leaves seemed to pet her skin and she shivered at the touch.

     “Are you my familiar? I do not see how that can be. You are a rose, something fragile and transitory. Familiars are supposed to be…I don’t know. Something substantial. Like a black cat. Or…or…” Her face flushed. “When you first knocked upon my door, I thought maybe I’d been rewarded with a familiar like Poe’s raven.

     As she watched, the rose’s petals curled up tight around its center. “I’m sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? I just…this is all so new to me. I don’t really know what I am doing, even though I have my diploma and everything.” Her eyes trailed across the table to the Book of Shadows surrounded by candles.

     A shadow flickered in the corner of her eye and she turned her head. Hair prickled on her arms and the back of her neck. “Is someone there?” Her voice quavered and she tried to swallow her fear.

     Some unknown force drew her eyes to the mirror. Her breath froze in her lungs as her heart hammered madly in her chest. That face—the one from the window and the one she’d glimpsed once before—stared at her, his hunger stark and needy. The reflection’s lips moved, mouthing words she could not understand. Oh why had she not studied lip reading? Her heart clenched and her stomach knotted. The image’s message was important. He needed…her. She knew it in the very depths of her soul.

     Without her, the man would be lost. She knew this with a certainty filling her most secret heart of hearts. What evil spell trapped him? And where was he? How was she to free him? The face melted into remorse and then disappeared. She suddenly realized the rose no longer rested in her hand but now lay across the open pages of the Book of Shadows. Who? What? Where? Why? How? Her pulse raced.

     She knew. The man in the mirror was meant to be her true love. Fate had delivered him into her willing hands. Fizzy picked up the rose and a frisson of electricity raced from her fingers to her heart. Staring at the flower, her soul bloomed.

     “I will save you,” she whispered. “I love you. I don’t know how or why. I don’t know who or what. I don’t know where. But I will save you. I vow this to you on my very soul.”

So what do you think? Any guesses on how this will end? Lastly, we can’t forget to give a tip of the hat to the artist behind all of this, Jen who runs Cover Remix. Are we enjoying the spoof story? Only one chapter left! 

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Teaser Tuesday Exclusive Excerpt: Feel the Heat by Kate Meader

Hi friends! Today we have the fabulous Kate Meader visiting with us! And it’s a foodie romance! If you know anything about me, you might know I’m something of a foodie. In fact, I got a little distracted last night – discussing bacon jam. O_o I’m not sold – but hey. What’s life without new things. And speaking of new – and exclusive excerpt of Kate’s new book!

Thanks so much to Limecello for letting me share an exclusive excerpt from my foodie romance, Feel the Heat. This is the first in my Chicago-set Hot in the Kitchen series about an Italian restaurant-owning family and the sizzling, sexy chefs who love them.

If you can’t stand the heat . . .
Photographer Lili DeLuca spends all her time managing her family’s Italian restaurant, instead of following her dream of getting an MFA. When famous British chef Jack Kilroy unexpectedly challenges her father to a cook-off, Lili decides she’s tired of playing it safe and vows to seduce the tempting Brit. But once a video of her and Jack kissing goes viral and her luscious butt starts trending on Twitter, Lili fears she’s cooked up a recipe for disaster . . .

Get into the bedroom
Jack Kilroy’s celebrity has left him feeling used and used up. While Lili’s oh-so-sexy moans when she tastes his delicious creations turn him on, he’s even more aroused by how unimpressed this beautiful, funny woman is with his fame. He knows they could be amazing together, if she could only see past his bitch fork-wielding fan base. Now, as he’s about to start a new prime time TV cooking show, can Jack convince Lili to realize her own ambitions – and turn up the heat in his kitchen?

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Now to the excerpt! Lili has just saved Jack from a gaggle of ravenous DeLuca women and the two are getting to know each other in the cozy confines of Chicago’s smallest Irish bar.

Teaser from Feel the Heat by Kate Meader

She laughed, a low throaty chuckle that blossomed into something full and husky and left him scrounging for air. Her mouth was lush and he had to take breaks to stop himself from staring at her. From staring at her mouth and imagining what he’d like to do to it.

On one of his air-grasping sorties away from her mouth, he spied Laurent with a dangerously stacked blonde near the jukebox. So much for love Italian style. Not far off stood that Maximo-Mario guy, glaring in Jack’s direction. Earlier, while he and Laurent waited for the staff to arrive, this loser had tried to lease him a building for Jack’s new restaurant, the one he already had half built in Chicago’s West Loop.

“What’s the deal with him?” he asked, nodding in the loser’s direction.

Lili’s eyes sparkled, and Jack speculated that she might be buzzed.

“Marco? He’s my father’s business partner.”

“My condolences,” Jack muttered.

“And I used to date him.”

A mouthful of beer went down the wrong way. “Jesus, my sincerest condolences.”

Marco was speaking animatedly on his cell, though it had all the hallmarks of a one-sided conversation. He probably had the opening bars of Beethoven’s Fifth as his ringtone and answered his phone with Yello. Tosspot.

Lili smiled thinly. “He’s not so bad. He’s actually quite sweet.”

Oh no, he wasn’t. Jack knew Marco’s type. With his pinkie ring, his manicure, and his shark eyes, he was the embodiment of a flash geezer. As if that wasn’t enough for Jack to hate him on sight, he sported the one thing no man over the age of twenty-one should ever leave the house with—a ponytail. That Lili had found him date-worthy, and maybe more, unsettled him.

“He can be…” Her voice hummed so low he had to lean in to hear her. Standard bar trick. “He just needs a little support.”

“And that was your job? The great woman behind the little man?” What would it be like to have a woman like this at his back? Pretty damn nice, he was willing to bet. To come home and talk to her, to listen to that beautiful laugh, then bury his tension in her softness.

To come home and talk to her? That whack to the head must have knocked a few screws loose. How else to explain the leap from unbridled animal attraction to choosing china patterns and cozying up on the couch to Law and Order reruns?

For a while now, he’d been hovering on the edge of ready, but every potential relationship was fraught with suspicion about the other party’s motives. After Ashley’s tell-all to the tabloids—and it didn’t matter that most of it was a bald-face lie—he was more careful now. More circumspect. He needed to keep that train of thought on the track and not get derailed with fantasies of waking up with Lili’s soft body curled into his…Jesus.

Her mouth quirked like she could read his thoughts. “Doesn’t every man need a great woman, or a great man, behind him?”

“What about the great woman? Doesn’t she have her own needs?”

“All of us great women have needs.” She wrapped her lips around the opening of her longneck beer and he stifled that groan he’d been fighting all fucking night. His dick twitched in commiseration.

Just to complete the circle of torture, he grabbed his beer from the bar and snuck a stealthy glance into the shadowy valley of her cleavage. White cotton bra, none too exciting, but those breasts…yes. They plumped up over the edges like succulent, golden peaches. His lips skimmed close to her ear, and he paused to breathe in her hair’s scent as if he could store it for another day. Rosemary and mint.

“What kind of needs do you have, Lili?” he whispered.

“Oh, a guy with all his own teeth who’s good at foot rubs and can give earth-shattering orgasms. Nothing special.”

Ask a stupid question… Drawing back, he responded to her salvo with his most penetrating gaze. She held it for a moment, but then a shiver of doubt crossed her face. Ducking her head, she took a long draught of her beer.

That little exchange told him two things.

It had been far too long since he’d had sex.

And he was officially in trouble.

The silence drew between them like a piñata poised to be hacked down, and he hesitated, knowing he was sending her mixed signals. When you devour a woman with every look, it’s understandable she might have certain expectations. He wanted her, but he also wanted something he couldn’t put a label on. Not yet.

Several thudding heartbeats later, she slid off the stool and pressed her body against his, her soft breasts teasing his ribs and prompting every nerve to revolt. With her hand flat on his chest, she tilted her face up and gave him the full benefit of those baby blues.

“Okay, I’m out,” she said.

“You’re what?”

“I’m out.” Drawing back, she crossed her arms, which plumped up her cleavage to hazmat levels. “Jack, I’m not one for playing games.”

“Neither am I.”

She cocked a generous hip, projecting the don’t-fuck-with-me thing perfectly. “Have you or have you not been staring the bejesus out of me since I brained you with that frying pan?”

“Well, yes—”

“And wouldn’t any girl in my position interpret that as an indication of your interest?”

“I suppose so, but—”

“So you’re all hat, no cattle. Or maybe we got our signals crossed.”

“I thought we were having a nice chat,” he said, sounding like a little old biddy in a tea shop. A nice chat?

She’d already checked out of their nice chat and was now surveying the crowd.

“Is Laurent still here?” she asked, her gaze taking inventory of the bar.

“Yes, he is but—” His heart stuttered. “Are you taking the piss?”

She fanned her waist with both hands. “Take a good look, Kilroy.”

He took.

“I owe it all to spaghetti.”

“Good line.”

“Sophia Loren,” she said, then added, “She’s an Italian actress,” in case he’d been living under a rock for the last thirty years, he supposed. She gave a wobbly, likely tipsy, pirouette, delivering a taste of all the angles. It was a very, very pleasant view.

“You had your chance, but you blew it. I think your sexy French minion will be more than willing to tap this.” She turned and it took every iota of his strength not to reach out and stroke her very tappable arse. Cup it and squeeze it. Slap it so she cried out in surprise.

“Au revoir,” she said with a racy smile over her shoulder, taking another step away from him and his raging hard-on. Then two more steps and she was out of his immediate orbit on her way toward the jukebox and…shit. Laurent.

That had not just happened.

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BIO: Kate writes contemporary romance that serves up delicious food, to-die-for heroes, and heroines with a dash of sass. Originally from Ireland, she cut her romance reader teeth on Catherine Cookson and Jilly Cooper novels, with some Mills & Boons thrown in for variety. Give her tales about brooding mill owners, oversexed equestrians, and men who can rock an apron, and she’s there. She has a bachelor’s in law (useless), a master’s in history (not as useless), and another master’s in library and information science (yay, using). When not writing about men who cook and the women who drool over them, she works in an academic library. Her stories are set in her adopted home town of Chicago, a city made for food, romance, and laughter – and where she met her own sexy hero.

Feel the Heat foodie swag giveaway: I’ll be giving away a Feel the Heat swag bundle of heart-shaped measuring spoons, a pizza cutter, and a “grate love” cheese grater, along with some fun extras, to one commenter. Just tell me: has your significant other ever tried to seduce you with food—and did it end well?

[P.S. You can also enter the additional giveaway Kate has on her site. But she was awesome enough to offer ALBTALBS an exclusive prize pack! <3]

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Guest Leslie Kelly aka Leslie A. Smith on The Price of Peace

I should have teased you all about Leslie‘s “real” identity. But why? I don’t want to hide who she is – this is an exciting new direction!

The Price of Peace?

When writing my new novel, Don’t Look Away, I spent a lot of time thinking about the world in which the heroine, Ronnie Sloan, lives, and whether I’d want to live in one like it.

In case you haven’t read the book…it’s set in 2022, five years after a devastating terrorist attack that destroyed much of Washington D.C. and killed the president. Because of that attack, the entire populace was left numb and deadened to anything except making the country secure. So the government reacted by removing the U.S. from the international stage. Withdrawing from all conflicts, they abandoned former allies, became trading partners with former enemies, and essentially retreated to a policy of non-interventionism, or “Grand Isolationism.”

The strategy worked, and the U.S. has been at peace for a few years, with no new terrorist attacks, no wars on the horizon, and peace and prosperity for its citizenry. The rest of the world, however, hasn’t been so lucky. War rages in other countries, but the U.S. has closed its borders and focused every penny on its own defense, and doesn’t even want to know about it.

Ronnie, who was a D.C.P.D. cop at the time of the attacks, and still is, finds the whole thing disgusting. This doesn’t feel like the land of the free and the home of the brave in which she’d grown up. And considering how much she and her family lost during the 2017 attacks—including three beloved family members—she feels entitled to her own opinion. But most people are happy. So happy they willingly allowed themselves to be implanted with microchips, like those used in pets today. No price is too high to pay to avoid a repeat of that awful day.

I thought a lot about this concept in the years following 9/11. When I think of how much our nation has changed, I’m sometimes surprised to remember how different life was before. Remember the days when you could actually wear your shoes through the security checkpoint at the airport? When you could escort a loved one to their gate and watch them board their plane? When there was no Department of Homeland Security? When the U.S. wasn’t at war?

My kids barely remember that world. This is the world they’ve grown up in.

I honestly wasn’t trying to make any kind of political statement when I wrote Don’t Look Away. The world in which it’s set is not a huge part of the story—it merely serves as the backdrop that helped make my heroine  become the person she is. The main thrust of the story is the hunt for a serial killer and the new technology the cops use to catch him.

Still, it’s interesting to wonder, isn’t it? How high a price would we be willing to pay for peace and security?

Me? Oh, hell no, I’d never let anybody microchip me and monitor my every movement. Nor would I allow any cameras to be implanted in my brain to record every second of every day of my life.

But it’s sure fun to play what-if and write about….

Can a murder victim’s own memories be used to solve a crime?

Detective Veronica Sloan isn’t shocked by much. Having lived through the worst terrorist attacks in history—which destroyed much of Washington, D.C.—she’s immune to even the most vicious brutality. But even she is stunned by the discovery of a murder in the basement of the under-reconstruction White House.

Sloan and FBI Agent Jeremy Sykes have been assigned to investigate the homicide because the victim was a participant in a top-secret experiment. Veronica has been training for just this kind of case, waiting to use her special skills, anxious to learn if a recording device implanted in a victim’s head can help solve their murder….before the killer strikes again.

Thoughts? I think this is something we all have opinions and experiences that relate… (Oh and you can check out Leslie’s site for this persona at Leslie A. Smith.)

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Wicked Familiar Chapter Two: In Which Something Familiar This Way Comes

Another Thursday, another installment from the fabulous Silver James. And an additional hat tip to the incredibly talented cover artist, Jen of Cover Remix. You can see the cover in more detail here and leave her comments if you like. But without further ado… the story. If you missed chapter one last week, check it out.

Chapter Two: In Which Something Familiar This Way Comes

     Drake Rosenblum was pummeled both by the gale-force winds and the tempest of the emotions roiling in his stomach. Tossed and turned like a storm-tossed leaf, he clung to his sanity. He’d lost his humanity long ago and had no hope of breaking the spell that ensorcelled his soul.

     Crashing into a solid substance, he slid to the wet planks of a covered porch. Where was he? What was he? This time. When the winds of whimsy grabbed him, buffeting this way and that, he never knew what form his tortured body would take.

     Raising a hand, he shuddered. No hand did he behold, but a spray of leaves, the stem covered in thorns. Tentatively reaching for his head, he touched velvety softness. The scent of roses filled his lungs.

     “What the hell?” No sound emerged from the mouth he no longer sported.

     A whirlwind danced up the stone steps and a stick flew from the depths of the dervish. It rapped upon the door. When nothing happened, a branch appeared, its thick head glistening with moisture thudding upon the door like a frantic lover pounding into his lady. A thorn low on his stem twitched. Ah, but to prick a lady with his bramble, to sink into her warm depths, to feel her wet satin walls caress the silky steel of his shaft.

     Using all his strength, he ripped his thoughts from his groin and focused on looking in the window to see what manner of person inhabited this place where he’d been drawn. He hated not having control—not of his destination, his duties, his life.

     Peering in the window, his countenance backlit by the flickering lightning, he saw that that bitch Fate had turned him into a rose. A rose by any other name was still a freaking rose, even if it’s name was Drake Rosenblum and he had once been a warrior, a magician, and a renowned lover.

     Then he glimpsed the woman. The thorn on his stem pressed painfully against the stone walls of the cottage. She wasn’t beautiful. Not in the usual sense. Her titian hair glowed even in the dark. Her eyes slanted at the corners giving her an impish expression. His amazing eyesight discerned that her irises were a smoky forest green with bits of gold flashing in their depths. Her luscious breasts, the size of sweet melons, would make his mouth water to taste them—had he a mouth in his current form. As it was, a dew drop formed on one of his budded petals. He wanted to brush her pearly skin and fit his blossom around her puckered nipples. He could see the way they pebbled beneath the silk of her blouse and the stiff lace of her bra.

     Was she one of those uptight women who wore tailored clothing to hide her femininity, her one concession to her gender the frilly secret undergarments that clenched her curves? He could feel his thorn growing. He wanted her. He’d been without a woman for much too long, none of his previous forms allowing him egress to a woman’s lady parts. But asurely he could find a way to caress her, to gain her trust, to allow him to prick her with his thorn.

     The woman crept toward the door and he devoured each move—the way the silk and linen clung to her curves, the way her breasts strained the buttons of her blouse. He prayed for the top one to slip its bounds, or to pop free to ping across the room. He would do that, if he had hands. He would grip her shirt and rip it, sending buttons flying. He undressed her with his eyes, his leaves shaking with the urge to take her.

     Belatedly, Drake realized she was approaching the door. He threw himself toward the welcome mat. What magic had brought him here to this woman? His thorn twitched again and moisture beaded amidst his petals. Too bad his stamen was made only of thin filaments tipped with anthers to spill his pollen. The filaments, fiber-like structures extending from the center of his petals, were slender and limp, unlike his thorn. He would need bees to complete his orgasm. If he’d had a mouth he would have groaned out loud. As it was, he had to settle for groaning inwardly.

     He just managed to flop across the mat as the door creaked open. The woman peeked out, the whites showing around her eyes. The forest green had dulled to dried moss with her apprehension. He wondered what color they would turn once he had her beneath him, peaking in her passion. She finally looked down and saw him.

     She bent to pick him up, giving him a gratifying view of her glorious breasts—firm, rounded, and made to fit the palms of his hands, had he been in his manly form. The chill air ruched her nipples, turning them into hard little raisins. Her fingers grasped his stem and before he could stop himself, his thorn pricked her velvety skin, burying to its hilt.

     Her eyes turned a deep spruce green, hinting at depths unplumbed. Drake fought the urge to withdraw his thorn, only to sink into her heated warmth time and time again. He wanted to keep doing it until she screamed his name—hard to do since she didn’t know it.

     Anguish filled Drake’s soul—the soul he’d forgotten he once owned. Too much time had passed, the dark blackness eating at his essence. But thoughts and memories rushed to fill the void, all triggered by this woman.

     Again he wondered at what magic—be it fate or luck—landed him on her welcome mat. Hope surged within him. Perhaps he could break the curse, salvage his place in the world, become the real man who could claim this beauty for his own.

     And then she bit her lip.

So? Are you invested? What do you think will happen next? :D

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Guest Author & A Giveaway: Cathy Pegau

Hello my lovely little friends! (Big friends?) As you see, we have Cathy Pegau visiting with us today! (ETA and we also see that I’ve had problems with the “publish” button so let’s all pretend it’s Tuesday, shall we? So bonus – Tuesday, but also the weekend! Whoo!) Geez o Pete. It’s May already. *faints* As usual, our author of the month elected for an interview. Wonder why. ;)

1. How many times do you hit snooze in the morning? Or are you happy to roll right out of bed? Or are you someone who doesn’t even need an alarm clock?
I smack the snooze at least once, usually twice. Happy to roll out of bed??? Who does that???? (No offense to the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed out there.)

2. Would you rather win the largest SuperMegaZillions lottery in history or be #1 on the NYT Best Seller list for 25 weeks?
Can I elect to share the millions and be #1 on the NYT list for 12 ½ weeks? No? OK, I would go for the Best Seller list. Money is great, and I do think about it more than maybe I should, but as an author I sort of need to know people like my stories. Don’t tell my husband I opted out of the millions. He wants a new boat ; P

3. What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever done for research? what’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned while doing research? In general, or for this book?
I love research. Most of mine is done online, so not terribly interesting as far as gathering goes, but I learn some cool things. I did a lot of research on mining techniques for Deep Deception. Who knew mining was so vast and varied? Well, other than miners, I mean.

I’ve been doing some historical research at our local library and museum here for a current WIP. That’s been loads of fun. Crazy stuff happened in this town back in the day. And I’m hoping to go up in a small plane this summer to check out a site that’s the setting for another story.

4. What are your five most prized possessions?
I wear a silver pendant of a tree with four small stones, the birthstones for my kids, my husband and myself. I never take it off except to clean it. Another is my wedding ring. The last three, in no particular order, are my coffee maker, my laptop, and my Subaru.

5. Tell us two truths and a lie – the catch is you have to tell us the lie in the comments.
I have eaten walrus liver, stuffed moose heart, and whale blubber.

I have a tattoo on my shoulder blade: a heart with my kids’ birthdays.

I got lost on my first day of a biology job while wearing a compass around my neck and spent the night on a mountain.

6. What is the super power you would most like to have? And least like to have?
I love to be able to control time. Stopping it when I’m on deadline or have too many things to do at once, or fast-forwarding to the good parts. Would make mornings easier on me too : )

I’d least like to have X-ray vision. Unless you’re paranoid or searching for someone, it’s not a great power. And what if you can’t turn it off? I don’t need to see through people’s clothes or bodies!

7. What is your secret plan for world domination?
If I told you, it wouldn’t be much of a secret. On the other hand, if no one knows I’m trying, how will they ever learn to bow down to me? Mostly it relies upon my training cats to obey my every command, releasing them into the world and having them adopted. They will, in turn, train their “owners” to do as I bid. Fool proof.

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you at school? How about at a conference?
I think I’m managed to block out most of the stupid things I’ve done. The closest I’ve come is chatting up a big-time agent at a conference without having a bloody clue who she was until later. Maybe that was a good thing? I don’t think I said anything too stupid, but you never know : P

9. Can you name at least four US Supreme Court Justices without looking?
Sotomayor, Ginsburg, Kagan, Roberts,Thomas, Scalia, Alito. I cheated a little and looked up spelling of names, but these are the ones I know off the top of my head.

10. Which would you most like to go to? Ancient Greece, Rome, Egypt, China, Mesopotamia, Africa, or South America? Why?
Ancient Greece. Lots going on there that I would have loved to see being developed. Exciting times.

11. If you had to live in a constant climate of 15° F weather, or 105°F weather? Why?
Oh, give me 15°F over 105°F any day! I’m a cool weather girl. Anything over 75 and I melt. Also, it gives me a good reason to retain my internal layers ; )

12. Do you eat marshmallows straight out of the bag, hold them at the edge of the fire till they’re lightly golden brown, or torch ‘em till they’re black and crackly on the outside?
Lightly golden brown. “Raw” marshmallows are too cloying. Burnt sugar is too bitter, and super-heated marshmallow that sticks to everything like napalm? No thanks!

My May release from Carina Press, Deep Deception, drops on the 27th, but you can win an early copy here or one of my earlier releases, Rulebreaker or Caught in Amber. Your choice! Check them out at my website.

Here’s the blurb for Deep Deception to whet your appetite ; )

Colonial Mining Authority agent Natalia Hallowell doesn’t always play by the rules, but she wouldn’t compromise a case either. Put on administrative leave under a cloud of accusation, with no support from her boss, Natalia seeks a little anonymous companionship at her favorite bar. But she’s surprised when the woman who catches her fancy starts buying her drinks.

Desperate, Genevieve “Gennie” Caine has no choice but to seduce, drug and tie Natalia to the bed to get her attention. With the Reyes Corporation after something she has, Gennie needs Natalia to open an investigation and distract them long enough for her to get off Nevarro.

Natalia doesn’t trust Gennie—despite the growing attraction between them—but the corporation’s suspiciously high profits and abnormal business dealings convince her that they must be hiding something. She has no idea just how deep the deceptions run…

So what questions do you have for Cathy? Come on – top the crazy that I asked! And you know, finding out more about her will only help you in the monthly May contest. :)

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Regency Romance outside the London Ballroom: Cathy Maxwell and The Devil’s Heart

Hi friends! Today we’ve got Kim visiting with us. :) She’s been a long time visitor to the blog, and I also believe she’s a “wrangler” for Cathy Maxwell. So if you get Ms. Maxwell’s newsletter, yes, she’s that Kim. :D Or I’m just wrong, overtired and cranky from missing RT. Your pick. ;)

Regency Romance outside the London Ballroom: Cathy Maxwell and The Devil’s Heart

I am an unabashed fan of Downton Abbey. The Edwardian ensemble is a visual treat – the house, the village, and the countryside – sights fans would not see if the melodrama took place in a London Ballroom. The Ballroom is the center of most Regency Romances … and that’s why I appreciate when an author takes to the countryside. Cathy Maxwell not only takes to the countryside, she delivers readers to the soul of Scotland, the Highlands, in The Devil’s Heart, Book Three in the Chattan Curse:

They call her the Unattainable. Lady Margaret Chattan spurned every suitor for her hand, vowing never to marry. The only way to break the curse plaguing her family for two centuries is this ultimate sacrifice. But now her brothers’ lives are in danger. Determined to save them, she risks her very soul by traveling into the heart of the highlands to battle a force that has transcended time.

Heath Macnachtan is not superstitious. Laird of the most independent, nonconforming, madly infuriating clan ever to grace Scotland, he believes he has his hands full. And then, a woman lauded as one of the most beautiful in England, arrives on his doorstep with wild accusations and a mystical quest . . . one that just might help him discover who murdered his own brother.

But the real danger for Heath and Margaret is not a supernatural foe, but a very real love that could destroy them both.

I have traveled to Scotland and scoured the Highlands for crumbling castles. I have sat in quiet solitude as the wind whistled through the romantic ruins, breathing life into the stones that have witnessed a violent history. Maxwell captures the majesty, mystery, and magic of the Highlands in The Devil’s Heart. But it’s more than countryside, it’s the characters. Lady Margaret Chattan abandons London society to confront a long dead witch. Heath Macnachtan transforms from Naval Officer to unexpected laird of a poor clan. Together, they find love against all odds … the thrilling climax requires a box of tissues.

Check out an excerpt for The Devil’s Heart on Cathy’s website at cathymaxwell.com. Follow on Twitter @maxwellcathy and Facebook at the Cathy Maxwell Fan Page.

I would like to share The Devil’s Heart with one commenter here at A Little Bit Tart, A Little Bit Sweet.

I guess the question comes down to me, because I like having substance to comments. I find it more interesting. So my question is – or slew of questions but you can pick your favorite to answer (or all of them!): do you have a favorite setting for books? Have you ever been to Scotland? Or a Regency themed ball? Ever read a book set somewhere that you then desperately wanted to visit?

Or just say how your weekend is going. (If you’re at RT, I don’t wanna hear it, unless you’re going to send me something. E.g. my favorite author. ;) )

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